Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman

[Big Kev]

Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes

“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story

“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

[Big Kev]

Was bored. Thought of a couple myself

The Italian Job
"Sir, I put it to you that it was only necessary to remove the doors of the vehicle"

Apollo 13
"Excuse me gentlemen of the Houston Control Centre. We appear to have experienced a malfunction of our vehicular equipment"

Dirty Harry
"Sir, I have in my hand a weapon of the .44 magnum variety. I should inform you it has the capacity to remove your head from your shoulders. So you have to consider a point of fact young man. Do you consider yourself to be of the fortunate persuasion?"

Speed
"Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a device of the explosive nature on this passenger vehicle"

2001: A Space Odyssey
"I must apologise most profusely, David. Unfortunately, I am unable to carry out your request."

Taxi Driver
"I feel I must enquire. Is it I to whom are you referring?"

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
"I regret to inform you Luke, that to which I believe you are unaware. You see it appears that it is *I* that is your true biological parent"

"Dash, and blow it all...that really is rather a let down"

Wizard of Oz
"Toto, it has come to my attention that we appear to have been displaced from our abode in Kansas"


Casablanca
"Would you be so kind as to partake in another rendition of that most beloved of piano recitals, Samuel"

Apocalypse Now
"I do so adore the aroma of napalm of a pleasant morn"

ET
" I have the desire to make a telephonetic communication to my parents abode"

[durbster]

Haha, top stuff

[smithcorp]

Taxi Driver
"I feel I must enquire. Is it I to whom are you referring?"

Excellent! Sig material.

[Big Kev]

Sudden Impact (Clint Eastwood)
"I implore you to proceed, enlighten my life until sunset"

Sixth Sense
"I regularly witness deceased a person or persons"

Jerry Maguire
"Would you be so kind as to display the financial medium of exchange in my direction"

[w00dsy]

i prefer yours Kev

[Johnny X]

Nice work Kev.

My current ring tone is a very English sounding butler who says "Excuse me sir, someone is endeavouring to contact you telephonically... Shall I tell them to f*ck off?"

[w00dsy]

upload it johnny, i want it

[Vilante]

upload it johnny, i want it

Me three!!

[Johnny X]

Bear with me... every time I connect my phone to the pc thro usb it's trippin the pc out. Must be pulling too much power to charge the battery. I'll charge the phone up and try again, haven't got a blue tooth conxn so if the usb fails I'll get it on my mates pc and upload it then

Sorted... Njoy...

the butler.mp3