The manliest car on ARSE?
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The manliest car on ARSE?
Right, money where your mouth is time
I'm putting forward my new car, the already-labelled-as-girly Daihatsu Fourtrak
For the following reasons:
1. It's designed to work on farms
2. It'll pull 3.5 tonnes
3. It's a bit uncomfortable
5. It's got hay in the back
What you got?
I'm putting forward my new car, the already-labelled-as-girly Daihatsu Fourtrak
For the following reasons:
1. It's designed to work on farms
2. It'll pull 3.5 tonnes
3. It's a bit uncomfortable
5. It's got hay in the back
What you got?
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durbs does appear to be running second already...
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Wait until norbs pulls out the mighty V6 RWD wagon.
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he may be challenged by a mighty V6 RWD non wagon...Exar Kun wrote:Wait until norbs pulls out the mighty V6 RWD wagon.
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Re: The manliest car on ARSE?
What about an I6 RWD bogan mobile? /flex
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Re: The manliest car on ARSE?
It's white. It's RWD. It's got big and wide wheels. It's got ///M badges. It's a family sedan. So nope, not the manliest car on ARSE.
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Re: The manliest car on ARSE?
Cool yes, but surely something that's stylish and fashionable can't also be manly can it?Big Kev wrote: I naturally ooze cool
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Maybe I have an old-fashioned view of these things
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I dunno, in Australia durbs' Fourtrak is known as a "Rocky"... so manly
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Re: The manliest car on ARSE?
Mine's a BF and red so it's even more manly than this but do you really need any more evidence? It's a V6, RWD, has a metal tray and carries a tonne in the back.
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whats this obsession with RWD??? FWD is clearly more manly.. chicks can't handle the torque steer.
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Only two driven wheels!?DexterPunk wrote:whats this obsession with RWD??? FWD is clearly more manly.. chicks can't handle the torque steer.
A car definitely needs power going to all four wheels if it's going to be manly. We don't need a couple of wheels just limply rolling along being told what to do.
Plus with 4WD there are at least twice the number of differentials, and differential is a manly word.
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Pfft... AWD for the win!!!DexterPunk wrote:whats this obsession with RWD??? FWD is clearly more manly.. chicks can't handle the torque steer.
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A manly bike then ?DexterPunk wrote:whats this obsession with RWD??? FWD is clearly more manly.. chicks can't handle the torque steer.
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Ah yes, I see the confusion now durbs...
You are using the more recent developed "Newey-Barnard-Chapman" measurment system of manliness of a motor vehicle, where the more technical a vehicle is, which renders it a complete mystery to women so they have no way of fixing it with power tools and spanners and screw drivers and stuff, thus making it more manly... then you are possibly well out ahead under such a system...
However if you were to use the tried and tested "Mick-Johnno-Dave-Bazza" manliness measurement system of what calibre of female your vehicle attracts thus making you more manly for attracting a better quality of mate, then you may struggle just a tad...
Using the "M-J-D-B" system one can conclude....
As a Diahatsu Rocky owner you can aspire to a maximum of a busty red headed curvy girl dressed like old mother hubbard complete with grass stains on her underwear because she can't remember who she was with or were she ended up after her 3rd fist fight at the pub last night
Which is slighter better than the MX5 which has a maximum rating of a man named Gaston dressed in black leggins, black skivvy, a gold bracelet, carrying a Gucci bag and a riders whip
Kev however can look forward to Venezualan supermodel twin sisters who have just gone the last 24 hours without sex and are ripe for picking flagging him down at every traffic lights he is forunate enough to stop at...
This is why on initial reaction I susgested kev was well out ahead...
But you make a good point.... apparently
You are using the more recent developed "Newey-Barnard-Chapman" measurment system of manliness of a motor vehicle, where the more technical a vehicle is, which renders it a complete mystery to women so they have no way of fixing it with power tools and spanners and screw drivers and stuff, thus making it more manly... then you are possibly well out ahead under such a system...
However if you were to use the tried and tested "Mick-Johnno-Dave-Bazza" manliness measurement system of what calibre of female your vehicle attracts thus making you more manly for attracting a better quality of mate, then you may struggle just a tad...
Using the "M-J-D-B" system one can conclude....
As a Diahatsu Rocky owner you can aspire to a maximum of a busty red headed curvy girl dressed like old mother hubbard complete with grass stains on her underwear because she can't remember who she was with or were she ended up after her 3rd fist fight at the pub last night
Which is slighter better than the MX5 which has a maximum rating of a man named Gaston dressed in black leggins, black skivvy, a gold bracelet, carrying a Gucci bag and a riders whip
Kev however can look forward to Venezualan supermodel twin sisters who have just gone the last 24 hours without sex and are ripe for picking flagging him down at every traffic lights he is forunate enough to stop at...
This is why on initial reaction I susgested kev was well out ahead...
But you make a good point.... apparently
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And it's RWD too.
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I think Hz might trump you there r8, if we are gunna start down the more bogan Ford/Holden route.
Cmon, who here has an old beat up Hilux? That's surely a winner.
Cmon, who here has an old beat up Hilux? That's surely a winner.
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Re: The manliest car on ARSE?
you mean like this
I should take a pic of my cousin cruiser..go off road a few times a month normally
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Oh, one other thing. I've worked out. Most girls know fuck all about cars. My black shiney lancer with nice rims may as well be an evo X for all they know. Most of them judge cars on appearance anyway, and most of them would consider a WRX Sti a cocks car because it's too over the top looking. I've had hot chicks at work comment on my car saying "wow what a babe magnet!". Essentially it's just a stock lancer. But not sure this has anything to do with the manliness of a car or not. Does the increased chances of impressing ladies with your car correlate with its manliness rating?
Is a Ferrari manly? Does a Toyota troopy beat it?
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I have no doubt he'll beat meDexterPunk wrote:I think Hz might trump you there r8, if we are gunna start down the more bogan Ford/Holden route.
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Re: The manliest car on ARSE?
Mines manly, if you live in japan..