if there's one person in this world who shouldn't be driving a Ferrari, it's Ozzy
Ozzy Osbourne is scared to drive again after crashing his brand-new Ferrari with only 20 miles on the clock.
The rock icon only recently got his driving licence, and to celebrate he purchased a top-of-the-range Italian sportster.
But the dream went sour after just a few hours when Ozzy bumped into another motorist – who turned out to be a lawyer.
Wife and manager Sharon Osbourne says: “He just passes his test, and every guy’s dream it to have a Ferrari, so he gets himself one.
“He goes, ‘I’m going driving’ – he goes out, gets lost and then he hits another car. But the guy he hits is a lawyer.
“So then Ozzy has a wicked panic on. The guy goes, ‘I’m calling the police,’ but Ozzy goes, ‘You don’t have to, it’s only a minor thing.’ The guy goes, ‘I’m a lawyer.’
“Of all the people in the world – the guy was being really lawyer-like, asking questions and being really strict.”
Now the Prince of Darkness is cautious about getting back behind the wheel. Sharon adds: “The guy didn’t recognise Ozzy – he was a lawyer.”
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Friend new this dude, cost him $80k to fix
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ouch. the worst bit is everyone cheering and all you can think of is your crushed car.
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How the hell could that "lambo" go into the water like that on a straight road!....
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The guys in the video called it a lambo.c.j wrote:and I don't get your joke Giz?
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The guy who crashed the Veyron into the water was the bloke who purchased that Enzo after Eddie Griffin smashed it, he purchases wrecked exotics and restores them. IIRC he blamed seaguls for him driving the veyron into the lake lol
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