Bike Porn - Yes it's SFW
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Bike Porn - Yes it's SFW
I could see the Bike Gallery thread was going to get hijacked from it's original purpose so thought we could start this to show case some of the exquisite stuff we all desperately & foolishly crave for.
My 1st entry to this has to be: http://www.serotta.com/bikes/road/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
So anyone ever seen or know someone with a Serotta?
My 1st entry to this has to be: http://www.serotta.com/bikes/road/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
So anyone ever seen or know someone with a Serotta?
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I was just looking through ebay and found this . I think i wet myself a bit . I ... must .....resist .
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0194373521" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0194373521" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I'll add them as I see them. The 3 I have bookmarked for now.
This would be my single speed if I could get one.
http://www.selectism.com/news/2009/05/0 ... rame-bike/
How about this bamboo number?
http://www.gizmag.com/calfee-design-bam ... re/111601/
But if money wasn't an issue, this is the one for me! Carbon fibre iso truss technology FTW!!!!!
http://www.delta7bikes.com/ascend-road-bike.htm
This would be my single speed if I could get one.
http://www.selectism.com/news/2009/05/0 ... rame-bike/
How about this bamboo number?
http://www.gizmag.com/calfee-design-bam ... re/111601/
But if money wasn't an issue, this is the one for me! Carbon fibre iso truss technology FTW!!!!!
http://www.delta7bikes.com/ascend-road-bike.htm
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bike porn can be moving stuff also I hope...
I remember this like it was yesterday...
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I remember this like it was yesterday...
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The ever aerodynamic ponytail.
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Any coolness contained in a roadbike immediately dissappears when you douchebags with your bicycle ballet costumes jump on!
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Enforcer-J wrote:Any coolness contained in a roadbike immediately dissappears when you douchebags with your bicycle ballet costumes jump on!
I have never ridden in a tutu or pointed shoes.
Those fuckin tools that ride bmx bikes on public footpaths with their jeans half off the arse need a fucking good kick to the head. I saw a young bloke all but knock an old lady over yesterday. he then took off before people could abuse him.
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Best one I have seen on a bmx with the ripped jeans got hammered, he's rips in the bottom of the leg got caught in the wheel and he came to a sudden stop and slid and hit a pole.norbs wrote:Those fuckin tools that ride bmx bikes on public footpaths with their jeans half off the arse need a fucking good kick to the head. I saw a young bloke all but knock an old lady over yesterday. he then took off before people could abuse him.
Some play it safe on the merry-go-round, others go for the thrills of the roller-coaster.
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I have a joke for you. I have a prediction that you are going to walk into a bar, my prediction was wrong and your wallet is gone.
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The Lemond/Fignon battle was a classic Lemonds time trial speed average is still the record I think .
Edit/ Wrong , it's Chris Boardman in 94
Needs Super Record though
Edit/ Wrong , it's Chris Boardman in 94
Needs Super Record though
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this does it for me. I test rode a lower spec Genius LT around xmas time while I was looking at the Stumpjumpers.. ooh boy, it pedals like a hardtail, then takes hits better than Rihanna. I reckon the Genius LT 10 is around the 7.5k mark here in Aus, one day.... one day...
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i haven't been in cycling long enough to drool over bikes yet, they are still just things to ride. I'm sure that'll change at some point and my wife will be very unhappy as i get the wants
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It was about the the 3 to 4 month stage for me. I think once you start understanding more, and knowing products and brands, it all steamrolls. A year ago I thought there were Cross Country Bikes, Jump bikes and Downhill bikes, turns out there are about another 18 or so categories in between. If I get a roadie, there is a whole lot more to learn, and it starts again. But hey, riding is now my main hobby. It took over everything else pretty quick too.
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The solution there is to avoid threads like this, magazines etc
It's the same with camera gear. Keep reading photography forums etc and you start getting equipment envy. I prefer to remain oblivious until I'm not liking what I have or it's not doing what I'd like to do.
If it's your main hobby then it's understandable though.
It's the same with camera gear. Keep reading photography forums etc and you start getting equipment envy. I prefer to remain oblivious until I'm not liking what I have or it's not doing what I'd like to do.
If it's your main hobby then it's understandable though.
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Cycling is like many other past times... an accessory sport. The more you have the more you want.
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
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"There is a grey blur and green blur . I try to stay on the grey one...." Joey Dunlop IoM TT Legend
"You work for the line.. you own the line .. you defend that hard fought line." Steer
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Independent Fabriaction
http://www.ifbikes.com/OurBikes/Road/XS/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.ifbikes.com/OurBikes/Road/XS/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Colnago EPS , my dream bike , way over the top for what I do and very expensive , maybe one day
http://www.colnago.com/bikes/2010/eps" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.colnago.com/bikes/2010/eps" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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mrlesisure you have some fine taste sir. Yep the EPS is a fine piece of machinery but I would go the all black model myself.
My dream bike right now is the Look 695 iPack, it's style meeting technology at it's finest. Oh & it's yours for a cool $11,099€
http://www.lookcycle.com/en/all/route/g ... imate.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
My dream bike right now is the Look 695 iPack, it's style meeting technology at it's finest. Oh & it's yours for a cool $11,099€
http://www.lookcycle.com/en/all/route/g ... imate.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Not exactly bike porn but I'd be interested in something like this.
It's probably a grand or so more than I'd want to spend.
It's probably a grand or so more than I'd want to spend.
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I'd class that as bike porn J.D. . You would have to be happy if you bought yourself one of those . Felts are a first class bike . Love the colour scheme on that one too .
Forgot to say this before , the Looks are magnificent
Forgot to say this before , the Looks are magnificent
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I just like the way that bike is built. The joins look really well reinforced. I'd eventually prefer some different wheels* but I'd keep the tyres for the colour!
Right now I'm on a bet with myself to lose some weight. If I reach my target I'll buy myself a present.
What do you think of Argon 18 bikes Mr Leisure? There's one called the Krypton with full Ultegra groupset which interests me...
* Scratch that. I just realised they're Mavics so they'll do me.
Right now I'm on a bet with myself to lose some weight. If I reach my target I'll buy myself a present.
What do you think of Argon 18 bikes Mr Leisure? There's one called the Krypton with full Ultegra groupset which interests me...
* Scratch that. I just realised they're Mavics so they'll do me.
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The Argon 18s look very nice J.D. , I was checking out a few in the shop this afternoon . I've only ever seen a couple out on the road though and I havn't read any reviews on them .
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There's a shop not 100 metres from my front door which sells Colnago. He's had to wipe the drool off the window a few times, I'm sure...mrleisure wrote:Colnago EPS , my dream bike , way over the top for what I do and very expensive , maybe one day
http://www.colnago.com/bikes/2010/eps" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I saw this in the new Bicycling Australia Mag, think I'm in Luv!!!
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That looks sweet The front tube looks huge/wide in the second pic .
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