The next Pete Evans

[smithcorp]

https://www.qantas.com/travelinsider/en ... -unsw.html

To rehydrate and remineralise after night, I drink two large glasses of water with a pinch of grey Celtic Sea Salt.

[norbs]

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[Dr. Pain]

Mine would read as follows:

9:00 Rolled out of bed only to kick my small toe on the tall boy. It hurt like a mother fucker.

9:10 After hopping around sharing colourful language with the entire street. I made breakfast, a black coffee with 3 fingers of scotch in it.

9:20 Turned on the PC to read the various sites I like to read. Lots of bitching on those that gets me bitching about their bitching. Bunch of ungrateful cu...

9:40 Played Elder Scrolls Online till last nights dinner needed to come out.

10:30 Took a dump.

10:40 Had a shower and used all the hot water. I came out pink. Had it too hot it seems.

11:00 Elevenses

12:00 Lunch time. Made salami and cheese toasties. Fuck it was a hard morning.

And so on and so forth...

[durbster]

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To rehydrate and remineralise after night, I drink two large glasses of water with a pinch of grey Celtic Sea Salt.

I don't know who Pete Evans is but what a load of bollocks.

Looks like most of his research is believing things shared on Facebook.

[r8response]

I don't know who Pete Evans is but what a load of bollocks.

A 'famous' Australian chef that believes you can cure COVID with a fancy lamp. Which just so happens to look like the average sort of lamp you'd buy from Ikea

[smithcorp]

https://www.qantas.com/travelinsider/en ... -unsw.html

To rehydrate and remineralise after night, I drink two large glasses of water with a pinch of grey Celtic Sea Salt.

I don't know who Pete Evans is but what a load of bollocks.

Looks like most of his research is believing things shared on Facebook.

Pete was an obscure chef until he contributed to a weekend magazine "My Day on a Plate" article. Most contributions were a bit wanky and sounded like they were written by publicists. His contribution:

7am Two glasses of alkalised water with apple cider vinegar, then a smoothie of blended alkalised water, organic spirulina, activated almonds, maca, blueberries, stevia, coconut kefr and two organic, free-range eggs.

8.30am Sprouted millet, sorghum, chia and buckwheat bread, with liver pate, avocado, cultured vegetables, plus ginger and liquorice root tea.

12.30pm Fresh fish, sautéed kale and broccoli, spinach and avocado salad, cultured vegies.

3pm Activated almonds, coconut chips, cacao nibs, plus green tea.

6.30pm Emu meatballs, sautéed vegies, cultured vegetables, plus a cup of ginger and liquorice root tea.

8.30pm A homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin, and a chamomile tea.

It was the activated almonds that did it. he was mercilessly mocked, but somehow navigated an increasingly big career as a celebrity chef until he started with some real conspiracy crap. He's a fruitcake narcissist.

[durbster]

Thanks. All sounds very Gwyneth Paltrow.

"Alkalised water" ... with vinegar?

Good grief.

[Vilante]

Thanks. All sounds very Gwyneth Paltrow.

He's like her but more arrogant.

[norbs]

Thanks. All sounds very Gwyneth Paltrow.

He's like her but more arrogant.

And his vagina is on his head!

[w00dsy]

Does he make dick scented candles?