A.R.S.E.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:32 pm**

There was once a Culburran Dictator

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Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:54 pm**

Who slipped and fell on a 'tater

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:34 pm**

He said "what's a limerick"?

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:37 pm**

Then flipped out his little dick

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:51 pm**

And performed his trick called Masturbator

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:45 pm**

There once was a poet called Santa

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm**

Who usually drank too much Fanta.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:06 am**

He listened to metal

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:23 am**

Had a date like a petal

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:28 am**

And always regaled us with banter!

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:04 pm**

There was once a fair lad named Pixel

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Posted: **Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:40 am**

Who was known to write code using MiXAL

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:15 pm**

His code had a bug

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:47 pm**

So he sipped from his mug

Posted: **Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:40 pm**

his choice of rhyming word was abysmal.

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:10 am**

There was a curmudgeon called Flinty

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:50 am**

Whose arsehole could chew a whole Minty

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:07 pm**

He got into trouble

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:10 pm**

When his arse blew a bubble

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:03 pm**

And he eye rolled and went really squinty.

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:34 pm**

There was a cockhead called lewis

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:09 pm**

Who tripped and says he would sue us.

Limericks part 2