Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:08 am
I took a second.
I took a second.
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I took a second.
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:14 am
Lol!
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:53 am
lol
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:57 pm
Lol!
Sent from my Nexus 5
Sent from my Nexus 5
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:06 pm
Yeah thats good 
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:06 pm
Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 6:50 pm
What do noodles and women have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them
They both wiggle when you eat them
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 10:40 pm
So they say 
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 10:42 pm
I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 12:40 pm
Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!Bauer wrote:I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 11:58 am
norbs wrote:Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!Bauer wrote:I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
That is sig worthy:)
Re: RE: Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 12:13 pm
norbs wrote:Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!Bauer wrote:I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
I might get less, but I spend more time each year doing it
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 7:16 pm
Bam!!!
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 9:42 pm
Or to more accurately represent the event....Bauer wrote:Bam!!!
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Re: RE: Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 9:21 am
If you're building up a resistance maybe you could try switching to cialis?w00dsy wrote:norbs wrote:Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!Bauer wrote:I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
I might get less, but I spend more time each year doing it
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 2:46 am
My wife has just discovered I'm a transvestite......
so I packed her things and left.
so I packed her things and left.
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 7:32 am
For Sale
Unopened packet of Polos.
Mint condition!
Unopened packet of Polos.
Mint condition!
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 9:14 am
I need that explained to me I think.
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 9:20 am
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 10:10 am
I just stole the transvestite one, love it!
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 10:12 am
Thanks Darren, that makes sense now. I thought it referred to shirts.
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:03 am
Why was John Snow in line for 6 hours at the Apple Shop?
For the watch!
For the watch!
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:16 am
Excellent!
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:17 am
Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?
No pressure.....
No pressure.....
Re: The short joke topic!
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:57 am
That is good rofl
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