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nope. has 4 doors to go with the back seat. Not overly manly but doesnt scream "I have borrowed my girlfriends car" :D
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I don't see why a lancer does either.. pretty standard car really.
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Im only taking the piss :D
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I'm just glad I never posted a pic of my baby blue corolla hatch back with the number plate QOK.
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DexterPunk wrote:The seca has to be girlier!
Judging the car alone I agree the Seca is more girlie. If we take into account you actually purchased yours... well that changes everything :nod:

Also, Bauer :D
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Isn't there a theory that the size of your car / engine etc, is inversely proportional to penis size. Thus the manlier the car the smaller the wang? Surely the reverse would also have to be true. Therefore, it would be logical to assume that I may well have the manliest car here :D
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Total lie. I've had cars with engines varying from 1.3l 4 bangers to 4l straight sixes and my wang has never increased or decreased in size.

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but "deluxe wanker" sounds so much better than "the girliest car owner" :lol:
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Still think its the Lancer, Rollas are owned by everyone, familys/men/women.. but lancers would be at least 90% female ownership
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Nah I've been keeping an eye out lately it's a pretty even spread. Also my rolla was baby blue haha.
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I'll add to this...

1999 WRX.

Man-car because... um... it gnashes teeth and is fun to drive in the wet.

Girly-car because its not an STI, it needs more anger and go fast bits and its AWD.

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I feel like a hair dresser driving this car some times, until it rains. Then its a fukn hoot!
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nah way CJ, Rex's in my opinion are completely manly.. But then again apparently im wrong with a Lancer :D Maybe if you had a standard Impreza there could be a case for it :)
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I've never met a bloke who owned a lancer. However I've known 3 chicks to have owned them, not only that, they all put 'sports' exhaust had tinted windows and aftermarket rims. ;)
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No Playboy seat and steering wheel covers Petey?
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Ok change that to 4 chicks, one of them had body kit, 20" dinner plates, fluro pink paint job with silver playboy stickers and completely pink playboy accesorised interior. (and mesh in the hood for airflow ey ;) ;) )

The others had reasonable taste in what they did with it, didn't stop it from looking like a chicks car though.
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I've known 4 people with lancers, 2 girls and 2 guys. So I guess mine tips it to 3 guys. The only one with an exhaust done was a guy. I dont know any girls who would care or spend money on things like exhausts.
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DexterPunk wrote:I dont know any girls who would care or spend money on things like exhausts.
Petey does! :D
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I bet they're all called Shazza.
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Not far off.

Ha.

Never said they were fine ladys. I think quite often the mods were influenced by their boyfriends however.

Not saying chicks that are into cars are all absolutely scruffers, my current other half is as much into them as I am :D :tilt:
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i know someone who has a Lancer just like Dex's, but it hasn't had denial stuff added to it. And she's a 60 year old woman.
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I get my exhaust on tomorrow, get her to give me a yell, I'll drag race her!
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her little old lady weight will offset your couple of kW's.
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Should be a good race then.
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