To rehydrate and remineralise after night, I drink two large glasses of water with a pinch of grey Celtic Sea Salt.
The next Pete Evans
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The next Pete Evans
https://www.qantas.com/travelinsider/en ... -unsw.html
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Re: The next Pete Evans
Mine would read as follows:
9:00 Rolled out of bed only to kick my small toe on the tall boy. It hurt like a mother fucker.
9:10 After hopping around sharing colourful language with the entire street. I made breakfast, a black coffee with 3 fingers of scotch in it.
9:20 Turned on the PC to read the various sites I like to read. Lots of bitching on those that gets me bitching about their bitching. Bunch of ungrateful cu...
9:40 Played Elder Scrolls Online till last nights dinner needed to come out.
10:30 Took a dump.
10:40 Had a shower and used all the hot water. I came out pink. Had it too hot it seems.
11:00 Elevenses
12:00 Lunch time. Made salami and cheese toasties. Fuck it was a hard morning.
And so on and so forth...![Big Grin :D](./images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
9:00 Rolled out of bed only to kick my small toe on the tall boy. It hurt like a mother fucker.
9:10 After hopping around sharing colourful language with the entire street. I made breakfast, a black coffee with 3 fingers of scotch in it.
9:20 Turned on the PC to read the various sites I like to read. Lots of bitching on those that gets me bitching about their bitching. Bunch of ungrateful cu...
9:40 Played Elder Scrolls Online till last nights dinner needed to come out.
10:30 Took a dump.
10:40 Had a shower and used all the hot water. I came out pink. Had it too hot it seems.
11:00 Elevenses
12:00 Lunch time. Made salami and cheese toasties. Fuck it was a hard morning.
And so on and so forth...
![Big Grin :D](./images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Minister for Religious Genocide.
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Re: The next Pete Evans
I don't know who Pete Evans is but what a load of bollocks.smithcorp wrote:https://www.qantas.com/travelinsider/en ... -unsw.html
To rehydrate and remineralise after night, I drink two large glasses of water with a pinch of grey Celtic Sea Salt.
Looks like most of his research is believing things shared on Facebook.
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Re: The next Pete Evans
A 'famous' Australian chef that believes you can cure COVID with a fancy lamp. Which just so happens to look like the average sort of lamp you'd buy from Ikeadurbster wrote:I don't know who Pete Evans is but what a load of bollocks.
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Pete was an obscure chef until he contributed to a weekend magazine "My Day on a Plate" article. Most contributions were a bit wanky and sounded like they were written by publicists. His contribution:durbster wrote:I don't know who Pete Evans is but what a load of bollocks.smithcorp wrote:https://www.qantas.com/travelinsider/en ... -unsw.html
To rehydrate and remineralise after night, I drink two large glasses of water with a pinch of grey Celtic Sea Salt.
Looks like most of his research is believing things shared on Facebook.
It was the activated almonds that did it. he was mercilessly mocked, but somehow navigated an increasingly big career as a celebrity chef until he started with some real conspiracy crap. He's a fruitcake narcissist.7am Two glasses of alkalised water with apple cider vinegar, then a smoothie of blended alkalised water, organic spirulina, activated almonds, maca, blueberries, stevia, coconut kefr and two organic, free-range eggs.
8.30am Sprouted millet, sorghum, chia and buckwheat bread, with liver pate, avocado, cultured vegetables, plus ginger and liquorice root tea.
12.30pm Fresh fish, sautéed kale and broccoli, spinach and avocado salad, cultured vegies.
3pm Activated almonds, coconut chips, cacao nibs, plus green tea.
6.30pm Emu meatballs, sautéed vegies, cultured vegetables, plus a cup of ginger and liquorice root tea.
8.30pm A homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin, and a chamomile tea.
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Re: The next Pete Evans
Thanks. All sounds very Gwyneth Paltrow.
"Alkalised water" ... with vinegar?
Good grief.
"Alkalised water" ... with vinegar?
Good grief.
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Re: The next Pete Evans
He's like her but more arrogant.durbster wrote:Thanks. All sounds very Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Re: The next Pete Evans
Vilante wrote:He's like her but more arrogant.durbster wrote:Thanks. All sounds very Gwyneth Paltrow.
And his vagina is on his head!
Sarc ; my second favourite type of gasm.
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Re: The next Pete Evans
Does he make dick scented candles?