A.R.S.E.

I was feeling a bit lonely and I decided life would be more fun if I had a
pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came
in a little white box to use for his house.

I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would
start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the Queen's Head with me
and have a beer?" But there was no answer.

This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
"How about going to the pub for a drink?" But again, there was no answer
from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about
the situation.

I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the
centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The
Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the
box:...........................................



I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fucking shoes on.

lmfao, nice