The road is flooded....what to do...mmmm

Post by **Big Kev** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:13 pm

http://news.sky.com/skynews/video/video ... 75,00.html

Post by **Hz-Lab** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:20 pm

too hard for the fat bitch just to open the door and walk to safety? not like thats deep, be just above her cankles...

Montey · Post by **Montey** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:52 pm

I'd just walk out there and open the door under her fat arse and watch her hit the pavement.

El Kabong · Post by **El Kabong** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:13 am

Ha! Looks like a Monty Python skit. All it needs is for the reporter babe to walk out there and interview her while waiting for help:

"Can you describe what this life-threatening hell you're going through right now is like?"

"Do you think the floor of your car will get wet?"

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:41 am

El Kabong wrote:Ha! Looks like a Monty Python skit. All it needs is for the reporter babe to walk out there and interview her while waiting for help:

"Can you describe what this life-threatening hell you're going through right now is like?"

"Do you think the floor of your car will get wet?"

matticooper · Post by **matticooper** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:19 am

roflmao

just leave her there. She's got enough floatation to never sink anyway... and that car will eventually float away should she climb out.

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:20 am

That water is so shallow that Norbs could lay on the road with a hard-on and play periscope.

Nigel · Post by **Nigel** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:25 am

LOL thats almost as bad as the "reporter" commenting just after Hurricane Katrina last year where he was comment on the 300kph winds and this paper cup gently rolled past him.

Post by **norbs** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:51 am

Jamo wrote:That water is so shallow that Norbs could lay on the road with a hard-on and play periscope.

And you said it hurt when it was all the way in.

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:14 am

Oh you bitch!

Post by **norbs** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:06 pm

Jamo wrote:Oh you bitch!

And thats what you said when you got used to it!

ysu · Post by **ysu** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:33 pm

go norbs, you're winning!

Rots · Post by **Rots** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:04 pm

Hz-Lab wrote:too hard for the fat bitch just to open the door and walk to safety? not like thats deep, be just above her cankles...

LOL why do think shes so fat?

bengatta · Post by **bengatta** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:45 pm

LOL, that is just so pommy...

Best I can guess, she had the hots for one of the local rescue crew, wasn't having much luck down the traditional route of flashing a bit of breast at the pub, so lets fake a car rescue, when he comes out in his boat, I will fall in, he will chase me overboard, we will both be all wet, then i can take him back to my place so we can shower together, he will need to be towelled off, so I can do that, and while he is not looking I can drain any excess fluid he has dripping because then he will have seen that sexy tattoo I have just above my arse crack, and.... hmmmm, pretty easy to come up with a conspiricy theory about anything hey...

Whoops, was that Elvis just walking past my office window????

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:05 pm

quite the imagination there.

bengatta · Post by **bengatta** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:35 pm

forgive me, I hadn't posted in a while, I was getting withdrawls... my imagination just run while... Oh and the bit where she actually turns the engine off...

then on the phone... Jimmy come and get me, I'm stuck... and I am wearing that low cut top that shows my muffin top you like so much... and this chopper is flying so low it is blowing wind right up my arse... and the wet patch is migrating... whoops, am I off on a tangent again...

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:15 pm

don't stop, i was almost there

bengatta · Post by **bengatta** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:45 pm

w00dsy wrote:don't stop, i was almost there

such staying power, I went when I thought about the chopper....

fp · Post by fp » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm

Unintentional comedic gold.

Had the same Monty Python thoughts as El K.

Some people will do anything to be on TV