iCheeseburger

[Bauer]

found this in the member forum. thought it was funny

"May I have a cheeseburger, please?"
"Yes, sir. We have the best cheeseburgers in the world! That will be $20."
"Here ya' go. $20."
"Here is your bun, sir."
"Where is the rest?"
"We're still cooking it."
"OK. Wow... Nice bun. Or is it a roll? Is the rest coming?"
"Yes, sir!"
"When?"
"Soon."
"Here you go sir. Here is your meat. That'll be $20 more."
"OK, but this had netter be the best cheeseburger ever."
"Where is the cheese? Is it coming?"
"Yes. We promise it will be here before you get hungry."
"But where is it?"
"It's still in the cow sir. Ok, we have miked the cow, That'll be $20."
"Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute."
"But sir, it is the greatest cheeseburger EVER!!!"
"Fine."
"Here is your cheese. $20 please. You know that if you had bought the entire cheeseburger, you could have gotten three dollars off each of the ingredients and earned five dollars toward your next slice of cheese."
"Really? No thanks."
"Is my tomato ready? Where is it?"
"We are planting the seeds now. $20 please."
"How many times do I have to do this?"
"Until we figure out how do make a cheeseburger?"
"Can I help?"
"NO! Nobody can tamper with our cheeseburgers! That'll be $20."
"I just gave you $20."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"What about ketchup?"
"Oh, that's extra content. That'll be $25 dollars."
"Will my cheeseburger ever get finished?"
"No sir."
"Never?"
"Not ever. $20 please."
"Now I don't even want the rest of my cheeseburger. I'm going to go home and eat what I have."
"I'm sorry sir. We can't allow you to leave with that. It belongs to us and you can't have it."
"But I paid more than $100 for it already and I don't get to eat it?"
"No sir. Please read you cheeseburger license agreement. It says right there that no matter what, you never get to eat your cheeseburger."
"I'm going home."
"Have a nice day! I hope you enjoyed the greatest cheeseburger ever made."

[ysu]

someone is a bit of a sour-grape type, eh?

[Santaria]

lol, perfect example of an MMO/Subscription based anything. Had a good giggle

[Bauer]

lol yeah maybe. I feel it was said tongue-in-cheek but it has merit (and Im an iFanboi)

for me, I feel Ive got my burger, just waiting on the fries, coke and apple pie

[mshagg]

Haha, yeah i saw that in the forums. Found it hilarious!

I dont think the poster was being too sour

[KNAPPO]

Thats piss funny!!!

[wobblysauce]

all i know is

"OK, but this had netter be the best cheeseburger ever."

there is something wrong with that line .. tho yes it was good over all and describes it perfectly

[Peptis]

I'm just happy this thread isn't about Lolcats (as was my initial fear).

If you don't know what I'm talking about see: http://icanhascheezburger.com/

[pab]

I'm just happy this thread isn't about Lolcats (as was my initial fear).

If you don't know what I'm talking about see: http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Um, well, yeah, but now it is!

[wenmo]

It;s the way the business world is going my fellow sim racers, reminds of an old Kim Wilde song from the eighties : "you just keep me hanging on" shit most of you where just a twinkle in the oldmans eye

[mshagg]

I'm just happy this thread isn't about Lolcats (as was my initial fear).

If you don't know what I'm talking about see: http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Those cats have disturbingly poor grammar skills.

[VTRacing]

Those cats have disturbingly poor grammar skills.

[w00dsy]

or as Norbs calls it, iRaping.

[Gizmo]

Give me $20 and i'll give you my reply...

[w00dsy]

Give me $20 and i'll give you my reply...

but i already gave you $20 last month for the last reply and i didn't use it that much, can i roll over some of the reply to the next month?

[KNAPPO]

Give me $20 and i'll give you my reply...

but i already gave you $20 last month for the last reply and i didn't use it that much, can i roll over some of the reply to the next month?

YES. But that will cost you another $20

[c.j]

I'm just happy this thread isn't about Lolcats (as was my initial fear).

If you don't know what I'm talking about see: http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Well Pep, now you have done it.. I had to go and look...

and, well this made me chuckle...

[Peptis]

Haha, that's one's gold!

[wobblysauce]

ha nice