Why getting older can suck a bag of dicks.
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Why getting older can suck a bag of dicks.
One complaint per post please.
I was getting a haircut today and when the woman finished I stood up and something went click in my neck and now I am walking around like fucking Quasimodo. FFS!
I was getting a haircut today and when the woman finished I stood up and something went click in my neck and now I am walking around like fucking Quasimodo. FFS!
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I hate it when people try to tell me how manly complaints I should put into one post! FFS!
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Eye Sight... I just wish I could see like I used too!!!
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I knew I'd turned a corner when the barber started offering to trim my eyebrows, ear and nose hair.
Other than that - osteoarthritis in my accelerator toe (big toe, right foot), noisy visual field and tinnitus (it's like summer cicadas all year round).
Other than that - osteoarthritis in my accelerator toe (big toe, right foot), noisy visual field and tinnitus (it's like summer cicadas all year round).
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I did my neck in bed Norbs when I was 26. Laying on my side and stretched then click and I was stuck there for hours. 10 years later that same area started to push on the trunk nerve running into my right arm. I still have some issues from time to time with it.
But my one complaint is, you don't bounce back like you use too. Get sick or sore and it takes some time to come back. As I've found out with my foot, it never comes back 100%
But my one complaint is, you don't bounce back like you use too. Get sick or sore and it takes some time to come back. As I've found out with my foot, it never comes back 100%
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Getting older rocks.... the older I get the closer I am to getting away with being a dirty old man!!!!
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getting up to piss in the middle of the night can fuck right off
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Because Im 10 years older than 25 year olds
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AMEN!! As can thinning hair and sounding like a chip packet get crunched when you get out of a chair..w00dsy wrote:getting up to piss in the middle of the night can fuck right off
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My aching back! Paying the price of being a fat lazy c**t sitting in front of a computer all the time when I was younger. Less lazy and less fat these days, but the damage has been done.
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Where the fuck did the hairs on my shins go?
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3 day hangovers
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18 year olds remaining 18 year olds.
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Injuries (and general sickness) take much, much longer to get over/heal
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Jeez, only one pick with so much choice
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I've always gone by the mantra
'You are only as old as the Girl you feel'
'You are only as old as the Girl you feel'
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Bitching about getting old
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Jamo wrote:I've always gone by the mantra
'You are only as old as the Girl you feel'
so you're a 16 year old Thai girl?
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Haha Thanks. No I'm an almost 23 year old Aussie.
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Wearing glasses for almost everything, but having to take them off to read labels in the supermarkert to verify how much fat or sodium I can or cant have.
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Finding out that your family has a long history of Erectile dysfunction and Arthritis and you've already got the bad joints so you're waiting for it to get worse from there.
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Haven't been asked for id at the bottleshop for years=(
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Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!
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Just being able to pick something up off the ground/floor...
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Listening to old people complain and realising I'm starting to get these complaints.
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Those damn P platers!
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